Today’s blog topic practically hit me in the face today. I already knew it was going to be a rough day before I woke up; I was out of methylphenidate (which I take to give me energy) and my new written script wouldn’t come in the mail until after I was supposed to take it. That meant I was going to have to drive myself sans methylphenidate to the pharmacy to drop off and fill it. This may seem like a minor inconvenience to most people, but for me this was a much more difficult task. Mornings are incredibly difficult for me. Now when I say “mornings” I don’t mean the usual early morning post-sunrise part of the day that most people experience. “Mornings” for me start around 11 or 12 when I wake up and last until 2 or 3. This is because I am often in bed for 10-12 hours a day just to get the minimal amount of sleep to function, and then I take another 30-60 minutes just trying to wake myself up slowly enough that I don’t feel like passing out after getting out of bed. So getting my prescription filled meant going before I was fully functional. Let me tell you, driving when you feel like you are half awake is bad enough, but when it’s somewhere around 90 degrees and your body doesn’t handle warmer temperatures….well that’s just hell.
It’s when I get to my local pharmacy that I really start to feel it…to feel that this world society has created for us doesn’t really work for those of us with health issues. I stand in line, trying not to teeter back and forth, aware that my face is becoming flushed and I’m already sweating (in the air conditioned store, where elderly people are standing without any apparent issues). When I’ve dropped off my script and I’m told to wait the 15 minutes I make a b-line for a chair and grab one as fast as I can–not hard to do, considering of the 6 or so chairs, none of them have a person in it. I can feel the looks on me as I do so; in my mind, people wonder if I’m lazy or pregnant, or if I’m just going to be there for a long time. I try to ignore their perfectly rational judgement and wait for my name to be called. When it’s finally my turn, I head over to the pickup line–which is easily twice as long as the drop-off line. The 3 or 4 older folks don’t seem to mind the wait; when they get up to the register they take their time. I try to appear patient, but inside my body is on fire. I feel as though I’m walking on a tight rope with a blaze inside me, all the while trying to focus on the hear and now to keep myself from succumbing to my internal battle. Finally it’s my turn, and I pay the $130 for my one prescription (I have insurance, but GoodRx is actually cheaper!) and head toward my car. The second I’m inside I turn the key, blast the air conditioning, take one of my pills, and try to breathe.
In thinking about it, many of the people who go to pharmacies to pick up prescriptions are likely to have some health issue–whether they are dealing with the regular issues of the elderly, need medication to handle a common issue (high blood pressure, high blood sugar, chronic pain, etc.), or they are there to pick up antibiotics and such for an infection. So why is it that a place that literally exists to help people with health issues asks them all to stand in line and wait like normal, healthy people? Even people suffering from something as simple and generally non-threatening as the common cold are likely to want to sit down and rest. Elderly people, who already have trouble walking or standing up, should have something to sit or lean on. Part of it is because for a lot of us with health issues, we have our healthy family members pick up our medication. The elderly woman in front of me was dropping off medication for her even older and seemingly senile husband (she was a lovely woman who asked me for my opinion on men’s razors). Others in line are picking up something that doesn’t require a life-changing health condition to use, such a birth control. For those of us who do have a health condition, however, we have learned that we do what we must. We must drag ourselves out into the world and stand in line, quietly pretending that we are every bit as healthy as the other people who are quite possibly doing the exact same thing. That’s kind of mind-boggling, when you think about it. And what’s even crazier is that there is a simple fix for it: handing out numbers and having everyone sit while waiting to be called on. This now-antiquated concept would help so many people, but for some reason we are tasked with putting on a show of gathering into a long line and waiting, ignoring whatever symptoms may have brought us to the pharmacist in the first place.
The second big instance of what I call “acting normal” came almost immediately afterward. Upon getting home, I checked the tracking number on the bed frame that my fiance had ordered off Amazon. Apparently, it had been delivered–but surely I hadn’t missed the GIANT queen-size bed sitting outside my front door? I quickly went outside to investigate, hoping that perhaps I’d find a FedEx delivery person taking it off the truck. As my eyes scanned the area, my heart fell (and beat much more quickly). Somehow they had delivered it to the wrong end of the row of townhouses. I quickly walk over and see that it’s been put against two doors, most-likely blocking the poor souls of both townhouse A and B in or out of their homes. My fiance is at work until 5, and it’s now 3pm. There is no one that can help me, so I start tugging at the giant package. It must be 150-200lbs…I can barely move it. With much effort I’m able to lay it down, half on the cement and half on the grass. The sky threatens rain, so I start shoving it toward our townhouse–all the way to townhouse I.
There must be some god out there that took pity on me, because in that moment of shoving and crawling in the grass, a neighbor approached me. Not just any neighbor–a young man built like a football player (he was obviously a gym buff, if nothing else) and offered to help. While I generally try to do everything on my own, I leaped at this opportunity. I drew all the strength I had left in my frail body and somehow managed to lift one end and carry that giant package to my townhouse, up the three stairs, and inside. He left immediately afterward, having been on his way elsewhere at the time, and I collapsed into a heap onto the stairs. I could hardly breathe, and I was afraid that my heart would give out, but I made it. I was angry at FedEx and at the chronic illness gods, scared my fiance would come home to find me expired on the stairs, and grateful to Camryn (I think that was his name? If you ever read this: thank you from the bottom of my heart. And sorry if I got your name wrong–I was kind of preoccupied by trying not to die). But I was also incredibly proud of myself. That may have been a small achievement to many, but for me that was a major victory. I acted above normal for once. To see the look of surprise and even admiration on that strong, healthy young man’s face meant the world to me. He undoubtedly saw me as a surprisingly tough girl, for such a thin, weak-looking thing. What he didn’t know is that before he even came to help I was crying inside, wondering how on earth I was going to be able to move that thing another inch, but then I was able to move my own tiny mountain by getting it inside.
I guess it’s sort of weird to say, but though I loathe how society exists and works around healthy people, forcing us chronic illness warriors to fight extra battles, I love that sometimes I get to find strength in myself that I couldn’t otherwise have known I had. I get to prove myself wrong and be like a super hero–I’m stronger than I look and more capable than I make myself feel on my more down-on-myself days. That being said, the rest of the day will be spent relaxing and hoping that I don’t feel like death tomorrow for my endeavors. To all my other chronic illness warriors, I salute you in whatever you are able to accomplish today. No matter how much or how little it may seem, you are able to do so much. Don’t hold yourself to the standards of healthy society–they can do what any average person can do. You can do so much more than your limitations. Just by existing, you are fighting a battle others can’t, and you should be proud. Hang in there, and I will too.